SATIRIST | NOVELIST | RECOVERING LAWYER
My first instinct is to wonder why you are browsing boring pages like mine when there is work to be done saving the world, rescuing a lion from being shot in Zimbabwe, saving children from malnutrition in Ethiopia, or delivering Nigeria from Boko Haram. But then, you are already here and I will take every minute of yours that I can.
I write fiction and satire, which means that when I am not making up stuff, I am making fun of stuff. Basically, you are here at your own risk and I take no responsibility for any harm that may come to you from reading my work.
Ok, ok, wait. I was just kidding. Be nice. Click the tabs.