ELNATHAN JOHN

SATIRIST | NOVELIST | RECOVERING LAWYER

Ok, ok, wait. I was just kidding. Be nice. Click the tabs. 


My first instinct is to wonder why you are browsing boring pages like mine when there is work to be done saving the world, rescuing a lion from being shot in Zimbabwe, saving children from malnutrition in Ethiopia, or delivering Nigeria from Boko Haram. But then, you are already here and I will take every minute of yours that I can. 


I write fiction and satire, which means that when I am not making up stuff, I am making fun of stuff. Basically, you are here at your own risk and I take no responsibility for any harm that may come to you from reading my work. 



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